Singles and Cheap Vodka on Vacation

Today a calm, serenity hit downtown Elkton. Jimmy from North Street has left for a five week vacation and that means no booze sales to the local homeless community and downtown drunks. There were a lot of sad drunks this morning gathered around the store but alas, the neon lights remain dimmed. If the commissioners would pass an ordinance prohibiting the sale of singles in the downtown area we could enjoy this tranquility year round. Maybe then businesses would start to repopulate all the empty storefronts and people could once again feel safe walking the streets of the downtown.